Whether you’re looking for something ironic or punny, these funny turtle names will definitely make you smile. Lightning McQueen. Marshell. Michael Shellps. Mishell. Scooter. Shelly. Shellby. Shelldon. Everybody was kung–fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening, make sure you have expert timing. — Carl Douglas. Someone like Jean–Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good Kung Fu film. — Werner Herzog. Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won’t The story is simple. Po is accidentally chosen by Oogway, the geriatric turtle who invented kung fu, as the new Dragon Warrior, much to the disgust of an ace quintet called the Furious Five There’s a scene where Oogway is dropping some knowledge (as a kung fu master is wont to do). The dude is pretty deep for a turtle. He states “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” I stopped slurping on my white raspberry slushy and thought for a moment “wow, the turtle .

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